Give it to me, no, throw it at me!

I got me some delicious presents today:D
im not gonna tell you about this christmas, you would probably get a headache. ill just show you my presents. i got the t shirt and the volcom beanie you see in the pic. ( i usually ont take pictures in mirrors, but noone was around to take my picture.) And i got A book about moviemaking, 3 dvds, a laptop, some boxers, a book and a sports camera.

Christmas!

OKay, christmas is coming up soon, and i havent bought ANY christmas present. Not a single one. And i'm broke. Broke as a parrot. or something like that. I just watched a movie called "DOubting THhomas" Its a really good movie, especially for kids. Anyways, i havent blogged in a while, so i thought i'd tell you about my plans for the holidays. Tomorrow, i'm going skating with my pal Aleksander in k-town. And the day after that, i have to go to the dentist :S It sucks ass. after the dentist, im just going to prepare for christmas. You know, just chillin'. Oh, and by the way, i've got some new videos up over at youtube. Check it out:





the bottom one is me. anyways, im going to bed now. i have a feeling something important is going to happen. i dont know. anyways, until next time: noodlefuck

Trondheim.

Yes. Home again. We came home from Trondheim 2 days ago. We drove for 13 hours! it sucked. Today we had christmas breakfast at school. As always, i sat closest to the eggs. :S You know it smells like shit. And i had to clean up afterwards-.- Tomorrow its church and the christmas spirit will be flowing. I love christmas. I guess almost everybody love christmas. I want a new guitar for christmas. That would be awesome. I cant think of anything to write, so i'll write something later. LA-Z-BOY

HAHAHAHAHAH

Heh. Im going to TRONDHEIM tomorrow. Super fun! yeah. 11 hours in a car. shit. at least i have a lot of movies to watch at my new portable dvd player! :D I also bought some new clothes today. A scarf, some gloves, two jeans, and a t-shirt. Its awesome. Right now im downloading movies to watch tomorrow. BASEketball and The lost boys 1 and 2. :P Oh shit i have to pack. Ill post pics of the stuff i bought later. cya

Finally

Ive got my plans for today ready! :D First, im going to my mom at hellemyr. Then im going to wander in the city while listening to this song :



:D

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I am bored. Bored like, REALLY REALLY REALLY bored. I have no idea what to do. -.- . I wanna do something fun. But i dont know what. i might watch some movies, but i cant. I've seen all of them a gazillion times or somethng. hey wait, i know what to do. I'm downloading bullet in a bible. ( the fucking dvd snapped, and i havent watched it in ages) Its almost done downloading now. I'll watch south park while i wait. Ill post back here when im done watching bullet in a bible. :) see ya

WIHUUU

Okay, this sucks. Again, im being super serial, and noone takes me serially! I have to write DILDO 5 pages for a project at school, and i have to jerk off like 5 times today, because i forgot to do it DILDO yesterday. STRESS! I hate school. Serially, it DILDO fucking SUCKS! But i made myself a pølse when i kom home. Butt it taste like BÆSJ, so i threw it the neighbours DILDO trashcan. Yeah, its where my russian friends live. In the trashcan i DILDO mean. but anyway, i got my period. That sucks. serially. Big Fish Swim Sea. Perfect English sentence. dont know what more to write, so heres one of my favourite songs:

HAHAHAHAHA

I suck at blogging. I'm being super serial. its been a month since last time. The same thing happened to my last two blogs. but i wont let it happen this time, nono. If it happens, i will become a russian, and i will FUCKYOU. Anyways, today, was a rather good day, i finished my math test early, and i went skating. The cuntwhorecockmeistermotherfucker old people always complain aboout the skating. I think its just because they are so old that they cannot skate. and a fucking cunt at the store refused to take a wet 100 kr bill. fuck. BUT. I met my mom. shes AWESOME! and then i had to WALK home... no. I got picked up by some russian big-boned men. They drove me home. I bought Guitar Hero: World Tour last friday. isnt that neat? i think it is. And my camera is almost home from repair. SWEET! But now i will leave. But dont expect to see anything new in the near future. Or i might write something tomorrow. Until then, uum... uuum....... you can stick a yellow dildo shaped like a cheez doodle up your ass. BYE!

Still Alive

Have anybody played portal? That game rocks! Listen to the credits song, its awsome!

Let it snow!

Holy shit, it was snowing today! This day started very bad. I overslept, ran down to the bus stop, only to find out that the bus was 30 minutes too late. so i waited, and waited, until the bus finally arrived. But that was just the beginning. The traffic stood still. It was frozen. So, i was 30 minutes late for work. At work, i finally met my boss, who didnt like that i like CSI:LA better than CSI:NY. After that i went with another guy down to caledonien to a press conference about the new quart festival booker. When we came back, i just sat at a computer, surfing the internet for like 3 hours. After that, i found out that my work day actually ends at 4 pm, and not 2:30 pm like i thought. So i just sat watching some dude editing a video. When it was 4 pm, my contact person had left, whithout saying i could go home. So i just told the lady in the reception that i left. On my way home, some idiots had started road work in the middle of rush hour. So the traffic stood still. Again. When i got home, i ate my chocolate, and watched south park. And i actually played some piano:D Anyways, hoping for a better day tomorrow.

Rain, Rain, OUT OF MY FACE!

Ok, today it didtnt rain! So i spent half the day skateboarding. The other half i was on work. I was filming the demonstation at Grim and I was at the zoo to interview a lady about a new born giraffe. Hmm. Its new born and it is taller than me! Enough about that, I almost landed nosegrind today! If you dont know what that is.....go figure it out. I wont explain. I'm eating cheez doodles. Its delicious. Im gonna watch tv now. goodmorning!!!!!11111!!!!1!1!!11!2!!!!!!7!!!!!!!!!4

Hmm...

I just got home from work. I didnt do anything there. First, i read the newspaper, and watched tv. Then i got a 2-hour break, and went to the mall. When i came back, i watched someone edit a video. Then i went home. That was my work day. Hmm.. I bought a new game, and a wacky load of candy. So i wont be posting anymore boring shit today. When i came home, i met my clone:



Yeah, its me. But now, im going to watch south park and eat candy!

WORK!

Okay, today i woke up with a headache. I spent 2 hours just getting out of bed. I can still make it to work though. This week, its work week, so iwont be going to school, instead i will be WORKING! Sounds like fun. or not. Anyways. Check out my youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Minotti888 its awsome. so now im leaving, mkaaaay?

So.. yeah.

This is my new blog. FYI. My old one was deleted by someone-who-must-not-be-named. so, here ill post the scary, boring, funny, painful, exiting, boring, cake, refrigerator, games, boring, skateboarding and boring days of my life. So...yeah. Check in every day. Or i will rape your pet monkey.

Predestination Paradox

What´s really been bothering me today is Predestination Paradoxes. A predestination paradox is a paradox of time travel. (If you dont know what a paradox is, you should google it.)A predestination paradox exists when a time traveller is caught in a loop of events that "predestines" him or her to travel back in time. Because of the possibility of influencing the past while time travelling, one way of explaining why history does not change is by saying that whatever has happened was meant to happen. A time traveller attempting to alter the past in this model, intentionally or not, would only be fulfilling his role in creating history as we know it, not changing it.

Example: A man travels back in time to discover the cause of a famous fire. While in the building where the fire started, he accidentally knocks over a kerosene lantern and causes a fire, the same fire that would inspire him, years later, to travel back in time.

Just by reading this, you could just think of a million things that could happen. Now, i dont think we will be able to travel in time, unless we used loopholes. I think the loopholes could lead us to a parallel universe. Like, there was an infinite amount of universes that was just slighltly different from one another. Two universes could have exactly the same past, but be one minute ahead of the other. Or another universe could include hitler falling off a cliff before the second world war. I Like to believe in this sort of thing. If i get the oppurtunity to travel to one of these parallel universes, i would definetivly do it. To be able to come to a reality where only you exist. You. And no one else. But then ofcourse, i would get extremely lonely. Like i am now. In spain. Without my friends. My grandfather is out drinking all day, and when he is inside, sleeping. And i am left alone with my good friend, Mr. Solitude. And then i have my movies. My favourite movies, is zombie movies. I love that kind of movies. One movie, witch is not so "zombie", but still quite good, is Soylent Green. You should concider watching it.