Give it to me, no, throw it at me!

I got me some delicious presents today:D
im not gonna tell you about this christmas, you would probably get a headache. ill just show you my presents. i got the t shirt and the volcom beanie you see in the pic. ( i usually ont take pictures in mirrors, but noone was around to take my picture.) And i got A book about moviemaking, 3 dvds, a laptop, some boxers, a book and a sports camera.

Christmas!

OKay, christmas is coming up soon, and i havent bought ANY christmas present. Not a single one. And i'm broke. Broke as a parrot. or something like that. I just watched a movie called "DOubting THhomas" Its a really good movie, especially for kids. Anyways, i havent blogged in a while, so i thought i'd tell you about my plans for the holidays. Tomorrow, i'm going skating with my pal Aleksander in k-town. And the day after that, i have to go to the dentist :S It sucks ass. after the dentist, im just going to prepare for christmas. You know, just chillin'. Oh, and by the way, i've got some new videos up over at youtube. Check it out:





the bottom one is me. anyways, im going to bed now. i have a feeling something important is going to happen. i dont know. anyways, until next time: noodlefuck

Trondheim.

Yes. Home again. We came home from Trondheim 2 days ago. We drove for 13 hours! it sucked. Today we had christmas breakfast at school. As always, i sat closest to the eggs. :S You know it smells like shit. And i had to clean up afterwards-.- Tomorrow its church and the christmas spirit will be flowing. I love christmas. I guess almost everybody love christmas. I want a new guitar for christmas. That would be awesome. I cant think of anything to write, so i'll write something later. LA-Z-BOY

HAHAHAHAHAH

Heh. Im going to TRONDHEIM tomorrow. Super fun! yeah. 11 hours in a car. shit. at least i have a lot of movies to watch at my new portable dvd player! :D I also bought some new clothes today. A scarf, some gloves, two jeans, and a t-shirt. Its awesome. Right now im downloading movies to watch tomorrow. BASEketball and The lost boys 1 and 2. :P Oh shit i have to pack. Ill post pics of the stuff i bought later. cya

Finally

Ive got my plans for today ready! :D First, im going to my mom at hellemyr. Then im going to wander in the city while listening to this song :



:D

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I am bored. Bored like, REALLY REALLY REALLY bored. I have no idea what to do. -.- . I wanna do something fun. But i dont know what. i might watch some movies, but i cant. I've seen all of them a gazillion times or somethng. hey wait, i know what to do. I'm downloading bullet in a bible. ( the fucking dvd snapped, and i havent watched it in ages) Its almost done downloading now. I'll watch south park while i wait. Ill post back here when im done watching bullet in a bible. :) see ya

WIHUUU

Okay, this sucks. Again, im being super serial, and noone takes me serially! I have to write DILDO 5 pages for a project at school, and i have to jerk off like 5 times today, because i forgot to do it DILDO yesterday. STRESS! I hate school. Serially, it DILDO fucking SUCKS! But i made myself a pølse when i kom home. Butt it taste like BÆSJ, so i threw it the neighbours DILDO trashcan. Yeah, its where my russian friends live. In the trashcan i DILDO mean. but anyway, i got my period. That sucks. serially. Big Fish Swim Sea. Perfect English sentence. dont know what more to write, so heres one of my favourite songs:

HAHAHAHAHA

I suck at blogging. I'm being super serial. its been a month since last time. The same thing happened to my last two blogs. but i wont let it happen this time, nono. If it happens, i will become a russian, and i will FUCKYOU. Anyways, today, was a rather good day, i finished my math test early, and i went skating. The cuntwhorecockmeistermotherfucker old people always complain aboout the skating. I think its just because they are so old that they cannot skate. and a fucking cunt at the store refused to take a wet 100 kr bill. fuck. BUT. I met my mom. shes AWESOME! and then i had to WALK home... no. I got picked up by some russian big-boned men. They drove me home. I bought Guitar Hero: World Tour last friday. isnt that neat? i think it is. And my camera is almost home from repair. SWEET! But now i will leave. But dont expect to see anything new in the near future. Or i might write something tomorrow. Until then, uum... uuum....... you can stick a yellow dildo shaped like a cheez doodle up your ass. BYE!